Twilight in Hell January 10, 2010

As you may have guessed from lack of updates, writing blogs about the Snoors had become a bit boring. So I decided to take a break and show you some of my other sims instead.

This is my re-imagined version of Bella from ‘Twilight’ as an evil vampire. She makes the lives (or deaths, I don’t know) of everyone in her house absolute hell. In my ‘Twilight’, Bella kills Edward in a mysterious manner – mainly because my Edward was a true copy of the original Edward: a creepy, manipulative, overprotective, controlling, stalker tool of the patriarchy (exactly like in the original series). Evil Bella grabbed the chance for revenge one dark night when she was particularly bloodthirsty as there was not a single living person nearby when lo behold, who else passeth by but Edward!

The next morning, the Cullens heard the news that Edward “had gone far far away never to return”. The family was joyous that they were finally rid of that creepy, manipulative, overprotective, controlling, stalker, constipation-faced Edward. The family decided to throw a party where Bella incidentally met a blond vampire named Gregory and decided to marry him right there and then. All was well.

They lived happily ever after, except…

…Gregory the Jerk turned out to be particularly obsessed with leaping into the arms of the ghosts living in their house…

…and also with flirting with Esme Cullen.

Though, Bella didn’t take them very seriously as her mind was generally preoccupied with making life hell for her other household members – which included scaring Jasper.

Yet, in some ways Bella was like any other vampire. She liked to dance – preferably with Alice.

Carlisle could generally be found playing catch with Esme.

The family fishing together:
(photos stolen from their tattered family album)

“No! I will NOT clean the toilet.”

“Drat! Rosalie is so unlucky for me.”

“Finally, a goldfish!”

There’s a “happy” family!

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